Typical Conversations Between Carl And Juice

Hey fans, since I know many of you are probably still upset over yesterday's disappointing loss, I thought I would do my best to give you a good laugh.

Little story behind this...when I was a freshmen at Union I lived on the top floor of West. It was great - you get to walk downstairs for brunch in shorts and a t-shirt when its freezing cold out, and, not only that, they used to always leave the doors to the dining hall unlocked so we would sneak downstairs and get ice cream and cereal to snack on at night. When we came back from a long six week winter break, we all found out we had two new hallmates: these freshmen hockey recruits, Carl Eckstrom and Nolan Julseth-White, aka Juice.

At first, we thought Carl was weird with his European style clothes and his obsession of using smiley faces online, and we were all scared to death of Juice because while we were all 18, he looked 35, was jacked out of his mind, and shaved twice a day. But once we got to know them, we realized they were great guys and really easy to live with. They were roommates and called their room 'Club 404' since they would always blare European techno music, put up strobe lights, and invite a whole mess of girls over before going out at night. Classic, I know..but these have been some of my favorite memories at Union.

Carl is unfortunately no longer with us, as he had decided last year to transfer out of Union to continue his hockey career at St. Norbert College, while Juice has become a major force for us on the ice, laying opponents out left and right.

Below are conversations between two talking llamas, whom I easily imagine as my good friends Carl and Juice. Enjoy! -JZolot