The G.R.O.S.E.N.I.C.K System

Aside from boasting a stellar .937 save percentage and an equally astounding 1.64 goals against average during the 2011-2012 regular season, Sophomore Goaltender Troy Grosenick has evidently been honing a different set of skills off the ice.

Not to be confused with the D.E.N.N.I.S system

We are proud to introduce the award-winning off-ice training regimen, now available to the public. Now, you too can become a skilled videobomber in no time.

Our own Evan Slavit was the unfortunate victim of Troy's infallible system while asking an equally unsuspecting Kelly Zajac a few questions.

The Wisconsinite strikes at 1:30.

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Gaze around, look for potential targets.

Ready yourself.

On camera? You're all set.

Slip behind the interviewee in question.

Emerge slowly.
No sound, be stealthy.

Identify camera lens, stare eerily.

Cloister yourself behind the interviewee.

Know when to strike again.